After years of absence, Turkey Twizzlers are back on the menu.

The oven-ready meat product has been used as a byword for unhealthy fast food for a generation but its relaunch is seeing the meat content boosted from 34% to at least 67%.

Personally, I prefer my dinner cooked as opposed to engineered but the turkey twizzler turns out to be a minced meat product which is shaped like a corkscrew and covered in a sticky sauce.

Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver took aim at the Bernard Matthews product back in 2005, when twizzlers were common on school menus across the UK. A petition signed by 270,000 people presented to 10 Downing Street resulted in a revamped school dinner menu, minus the twizzler.