As you know, The Dealer likes to keep up with the kids and I try to keep up with all the latest technology and apps.

I like WhatsApp (handy for rounding up the lads for a pint), Instagram (photos of my best cow) and Snapchat (see who’s at silage).

But I had a good old chuckle as I downloaded my most recent app. It’s designed to help farmers manage slurry, farmyard manure and poultry litter. The name? Farm Crap App Pro.