The Dealer chuckled at a court report in the Donegal News last week, detailing the case of a man accused of trespassing in a farmer’s yard.

Explaining why he opened the doors of a remote shed in St Johnston, the young man in question told the court: “Well, I don’t have a house of my own and me and my girlfriend went down there to bond for a while, you could say. I got out of the van to have a cigarette and was walking around the old abandoned mill. It was really interesting.” The case was dismissed by the judge.

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