Most monsters like cuddles
Really big cuddles
Monsters don’t like the rain
Because monsters hate puddles.
The dumbest of monsters
Like little tiny cuddles
Dumb monsters hate maths
Because monsters hate puzzles.
Shy quiet monsters
Who don’t make a sound,
Like small tiny cuddles
While they hide underground.
Fat frumpy monsters
Who eat all they see
Like big creamy cuddles.
With crackers and peas.
Hairy scary monsters
Who need a good wash
Need a really big of a cuddle
And the use of a brush.
Busy little monsters
Who don’t have much time
Like a quick tiny cuddle
Around eight or at nine!
Big clumsy monsters
Who fall all day long
Like a cuddle they can cling to
While they sing a nice song.
Big smelly monsters
Who don’t smell of roses
Get cuddles from their mammies
And from kids with blocked noses.
Monsters from the country
Work on the farm every day
Like a cuddle in the morning
While baling the hay.
Hungry little monsters
Love big cuddles a lot
That they get while their eating
Raspberry jam from the pot.
Microscopic monsters
Who nobody sees
Can only get cuddles
From nice tiny fleas.
Angry little monsters
Don’t like cuddles at all
They scratch bite and run
From a cuddle when called.
Bold little monsters
Who are cheeky but nice
Get quick little cuddles
Sometimes once, maybe twice.
Tall brainy monsters
Who thinks cuddles are silly
Want a big winter cuddle
When it’s cold and its chilly.
Greedy meany monsters
Don’t do anything their told
So they never get cuddles
Because they are bold.
Lazy scary monsters
Are too tired when their called
To come down for a cuddle
So they get none at all.
Wild crazy monsters
Are the scariest things ever
But they do like a cuddle
From a small girl called “Trevor.”
So if you need a cuddle
To fill you with glee
Just finish this poem
For a cuddle from me!
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