Most monsters like cuddles

Really big cuddles

Monsters don’t like the rain

Because monsters hate puddles.

The dumbest of monsters

Like little tiny cuddles

Dumb monsters hate maths

Because monsters hate puzzles.

Shy quiet monsters

Who don’t make a sound,

Like small tiny cuddles

While they hide underground.

Fat frumpy monsters

Who eat all they see

Like big creamy cuddles.

With crackers and peas.

Hairy scary monsters

Who need a good wash

Need a really big of a cuddle

And the use of a brush.

Busy little monsters

Who don’t have much time

Like a quick tiny cuddle

Around eight or at nine!

Big clumsy monsters

Who fall all day long

Like a cuddle they can cling to

While they sing a nice song.

Big smelly monsters

Who don’t smell of roses

Get cuddles from their mammies

And from kids with blocked noses.

Monsters from the country

Work on the farm every day

Like a cuddle in the morning

While baling the hay.

Hungry little monsters

Love big cuddles a lot

That they get while their eating

Raspberry jam from the pot.

Microscopic monsters

Who nobody sees

Can only get cuddles

From nice tiny fleas.

Angry little monsters

Don’t like cuddles at all

They scratch bite and run

From a cuddle when called.

Bold little monsters

Who are cheeky but nice

Get quick little cuddles

Sometimes once, maybe twice.

Tall brainy monsters

Who thinks cuddles are silly

Want a big winter cuddle

When it’s cold and its chilly.

Greedy meany monsters

Don’t do anything their told

So they never get cuddles

Because they are bold.

Lazy scary monsters

Are too tired when their called

To come down for a cuddle

So they get none at all.

Wild crazy monsters

Are the scariest things ever

But they do like a cuddle

From a small girl called “Trevor.”

So if you need a cuddle

To fill you with glee

Just finish this poem

For a cuddle from me!