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Farmers Journal on 19 Jan 2015

When you marry a farmer
Last week, five words to ruin a date with a farmer trended on Twitter. This week, it's the turn of #MarriedAFarmer...
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Farmers Journal on 19 Jan 2015
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When you are in your 3rd trimester and he works out your condition score #marriedafarmer

— Sarah Davies (@sarahdavies_sjd) January 19, 2015

#marriedafarmer He notices a well clipped ewe sooner than when I've had my hair cut!

— Rachael (@WoldsLass) January 18, 2015

MT “@ElwessHerefords: #marriedafarmer Discovered the whole world can be kept together w baler band & agritape” pic.twitter.com/cTQ8t7uFSr

— Cara McDermott (@caramcdermott) January 18, 2015

#marriedafarmer And you always have an excuse to leave a boring party early, sorry we have a cow calving.

— Rachel Addyman (@Yorksmilkmaid) January 18, 2015

#marriedafarmer You give up trying to figure out which are his "good" clothes and his "work" clothes....

— John Kelly (@j0hn_k) January 18, 2015

#marriedafarmer Essential ingredients in kitchen cupboard include breadsoda, veg oil and treacle - good for calf bloat!

— Lorna Sixsmith (@IrishFarmerette) January 18, 2015

#marriedafarmer Thou shalt not talk during the weather

— MrsHelenM (@MrsM_OnTheFarm) January 18, 2015

#MarriedAFarmer When the kitchen table doesn't actually resemble a kitchen table, but does look a bit like a post sorting office...

— Boycefield Herefords (@BoycefieldFarm) January 18, 2015

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