The Dealer was bemused this week to happen across the social media phenomenon of the albino buffalo that had been named ‘Donald Trump’ by its owners in Bangladesh due to its uncanny likeliness to the US president.

The off-blonde quiff-ish comb-over pulled a lot of weight in the resemblance.

However, the hit buffalo’s fame was short lived as – not dissimilar to the fate of the lambs flown by plane from Ireland to Algeria – it was slaughtered on Tuesday as part of the Islamic festival Eid al-Adha.

The Dealer wonders what livestock politician lookalikes could be roaming the fields closer to home.