Farmers will be pleased to know that grass-stained jeans are now a fashion trend. Designer brand Gucci has launched a new autumn range which features “Eco washed organic denim pants”, retailing for a jaw-dropping €680.
Mrs Dealer will be pleased to know that I am now a fashion icon. She can also spare herself the time trying to remove the stains from my jeans.
Could there be an opening in the market for secondhand farm jeans?