I’m looking forward to a detox from all the almond drinks touted during Veganuary.

Dairy farmers are now organising to promote their industry next month, which they have renamed Februdairy.

No doubt the campaign will include balancing the fake news peddled by some anti-farming groups online in recent weeks, such as pictures of a calf being de-horned captioned as if the animal was being slaughtered. I also notice a forward-looking vegan has already proposed to rename the third month of the year “Starch” and dedicate it to potatoes. I can live with that.