Life is full of difficult choices. Beef or salmon? Pit or bales? Daddy or chips?
However, Laune Rangers GAA club in Killorglin, Co Kerry, has created the definitive question for the ages – heifer or cruise?
The club is raffling both prizes as part of its annual Puck Fair draw, which is taking place on 12 August, but there is a catch. The winner can only pick one.
Writing on Facebook, the club cites logistics as the reason why the winner cannot claim both, saying: “Rule 1 is quite simple. You can’t bring the heifer on the cruise, so you have to pick one prize!”
It’s quite the predicament and I’m not sure which I would pick. Will it come down to stars – a three-star heifer versus a four-star cruise?
Which would you choose?