Now I’m not one for the finer things in life, but last week I saw a video on Twitter where a milking parlour had a television installed and a soccer match was being shown.

It was attached to one side of the parlour, so I suppose you could keep any eye on matches and so on as you’re putting on and taking off clusters.

Perhaps there will be a TAMS grant for televisions in parlours.

It could fall under “computerised parlour interface”.