The Dealer has watched on curiously as the events unfold. However, one thing sticks out like a thistle in a meadow.
Two-hundred-and-twenty million euro.
€220 million. The dealer can’t help but think of the perks of having such a vast amount of funding.
While milk prices are good at the moment and the autumn weanling trade is strong, the prospects of €220m sitting in the kitty is optimistic at best.
But regardless, join me on my adventure through my imagination.
So let’s take a look at what agricultural products PSG could buy instead of Neymar.
For €220m, PSG could buy:25,000 acres of land at the average land price of €8,914/acre.
49.3 million pints of Guinness at €4.50 a pint.
4 million Hunter unisex wellingtons at €45.
277,500 weanling bulls at €800/head.
3.2 million store lambs at €70/head.
148,000 drones at €1,500.
630m litres of raw milk at 35c/l (entire supply of a medium-sized Irish co-op).
22 million cans of Alamycin spray at €10/can37 million small cans of WD40.211.5 million packets of cheese and onion Tayto.
55,500 haybobs at €4,000.
Separated at birth: Genie the calf and Gene Simmons
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