The Dealer was dropping off cattle in the factory last week when he saw an acquaintance of his pull up in his old jeep, which is held together with baler twine and prayers. He was surprised because the farmer has just bought a shiny new jeep.

It transpired that the farmer was afraid he’d lose bargaining power with the factory agent if he was seen driving around in a new 4x4.

“Can’t let Larry Goodman think we’re doing too well,” the farmer winked.

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