The Dealer’s eye was drawn to a newspaper clipping from America recently, where a police report highlighted a problem with escaped livestock in a graveyard.

“Disrespectful livestock – specifically cows – flouncing about,” the report reads.

While I’ve seen many a cow kick, leap and run, I’ve yet to see one ‘flounce’.

I’m guessing it’s a new American fashion.

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